I am Game
Developer &
future Overlord Jan f*cking Rossbach
“Romanes Eunt Domus”
About Me
My life is dedicated to the pursuit of excellence, power and “the strength to protect my people” (Boromir quote). I am looking to get funded, not hired.
Working tirelessly to improve and to develop the most impactful and commercially successful games I can
This chapter of my life is dedicated to building an empire in the games industry. Unlike most game devs I see game development not as a form of self expression but as a game that I am trying to win (and where success is measured in $, units sold and playtime).
I use Unreal Engine 5 because the engine is used for games like Fornite and Valorant and therefore is not only good enough for the indie titles I can make with a small budget but also for the AAA titles I plan to make once we have had some hits.
But my future tool for game creation will be programmers, not game engines.
What Benefits I am Providing
Aside from making your life more interesting, of course
Money
For me a good game is a profitable and/or impactful game. My creative vision is centered almost entirely around how we can maximize long term profits as well as impact.
Future Overlords Mercy
As I work hard to be an overlord of the future, anybody would do well to get on my good side early – and what could be a better way than to help me get there?
Bragging rights
You can tell your grandkids that you worked with Jan f*cking Rossbach. Although I can´t promise that they´ll believe you.
Work Experience
I´m 21, I still got my great achievements ahead of me.
With my natural 147 IQ and autism I was the born terror of my fellow students and teachers. I won some math competition.
I didn´t make it (long story, mostly my fault) but this time taught me so much about grit, hard work and how to view success.
In this time I learned a lot about designing games but didn´t actually develop any.
Y-Combinator videos finally beat some f*cking sense into me and so I taught myself how to program and have since created a demo for my first commercial release: “Valiance”.
More pics of me
Because we all know that´s what you´re here for 😉
